Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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