The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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