The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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