I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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