hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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