Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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