oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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