I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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