Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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