belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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