I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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