I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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