Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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