I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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