you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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