I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
