STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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