She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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