Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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