Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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