She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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