Me. At least after what I've been through.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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