the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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