I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You did what with his pubic hair?
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