I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Can i not drive my cunt home
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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