i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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