I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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