If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I had to cum in my sink.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
