Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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