What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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