He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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