similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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