My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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