My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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