We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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