Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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