problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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