Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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