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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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