He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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