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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus

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(713): View more from Texas

That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.

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