Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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