you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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