idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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