Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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