Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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