spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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