2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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