I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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