You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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