Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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