just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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