The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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