dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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