I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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