At least make sure they are 18
Why
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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