Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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